BEER AND CONDOMS

 

O, it's so funny growing up.

Long gone are the dreams of teenage love.

It's been forever since a date

has left me feeling I can hardly wait.

 

I'm at the corner store,

I wish to feel the things I felt before.

"What a romantic night!" 

I laugh at myself in the checkout line.

 

Me and her we get along,

she just smiled and said, "I like your songs."

I said, "I like your hair….

let's take some shots and then get out of here."

 

That was a week ago,

but then this morning she blew up my phone.

She said, "Tonight the place is mine,

and I should be home after nine,

and if you feel like you should swing on by."

 

So now I am loading up on

Beer and condoms, beer and condoms, beer and condoms.

She don't want no chocolates.

Beer and condoms, beer and condoms.

 

 

I think I like it this way,

I want to live my life from day to day.

Well it ain't halfway bad,

that I won't have to meet her mom and dad.

 

Nobody cries for me, 

but I believe that means I'm truly free,

'cause when the morning comes,

I'll take a coffee and I'm gone.

 

So now I am loading up on

Beer and condoms, beer and condoms, beer and condoms.

She don't want no chocolates.

Beer and condoms, beer and condoms, beer and condoms,

Gotta run to H-E-B

Beer and condoms, beer and condoms, beer and condoms,

….we might not even use them….

Beer and condoms, beer and condoms.