EVERYONE SUCKS (ALL THE TIME, EVERYWHERE)

 

Nobody cares if I smile in pictures

nobody cares if I frown

nobody cares if I'm having a good time

cause nobody wants me around.

 

Nobody loves me

and I am nobody

so I don't care they don't care.

Cause everyone sucks, 

all the time, everywhere.

 

Nobody cares if the odds are against me,

nobody sees my bad luck.

Nobody cares I'm down-trodden and empty,

and nobody cares that I'm stuck.

 

Nobody loves me

and I am nobody

so I don't care they don't care

Cause everyone sucks

all the time, everywhere.

 

Everyone sucks, and everything's awful,

from Dallas to Ohio,

everyone sucks 

and half the fools just don't know.  

I have no friends, and no I don't want none,

from LA to Shangri-La,

everyone sucks,

especially Utah.

 

 

Nobody cares if I'm right in the head yet,

nobody cares that I'm high.

Nobody cares if I ain't out of bed yet,

cause nobody cares if I die.

 

Nobody loves me,

and I am nobody,

so I don't care they don't care,

cause everyone sucks

all the time, everywhere.

 

Everyone sucks, and everything's awful

from Brooklyn to old Shanghai,

Everyone sucks,

especially you and I.

 

I have no friends, and no I don't want none,

from Portland to Timbuktu,

everyone sucks,

especially me and Utah.

 

 

Everyone sucks and everything's awful,

Kentucky to new Moscow,

everyone sucks,

especially here and now.

 

I have no friends, and no I don't want none,

from Austin, to far and near,

everyone sucks,

especially now and here.